*Your underwear is older than some of your doctors.
*You remember when most cars had no seat belts, air conditioning, or power steering.
*Boy Scouts begin helping you across the street.
*You used a slide rule in math class.
*A friend with benefits is considered to be someone who can still drive.
*You often use the phrase, “Back in my day.”
*You call young people “whippersnappers.”
*Most of the names in your little black book are followed by “M.D.”
*You remember watching “My Little Margie” on TV.
*Folks working in restaurants and department stores begin calling you “honey” and “sweety.”
*Your son or daughter is about to retire.
*Your grandchild asks if you voted for Lincoln.
*You answer your grandchild's question in the affirmative.
*You owned a Roy Rogers lunchbox.
*You can read cursive writing.
*You remember when churches were usually full on Sundays.
*You had teachers with paddles who were more than willing to use them.
*A hot bowl of soup trumps a hot date.
*A nap is the most rewarding part of the day.
*Any person under the age of sixty you call a “kid.”
*Someone compliments your turtleneck sweater, but you're not wearing one.
*Your “get up and go” has “gotten up and left.”
*The children and grandchildren think “your” music stinks.
*You think their music should be outlawed.
*You grew up listening to Lawrence Welk.
*Most of your exercise comes during the night when you go to the bathroom several times.
*You really start to believe your youthful years were the “good old days.”
