Humorous Epitaphs

• Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny and many other cartoon characters, has the following on his tombstone: “That's All Folks!”

• On another tombstone: “I made some good deals, and I made some bad ones. I really went in the hole on this one.”

• Sir John Strange: “Here lies an honest lawyer, and that is Strange.”

• Lester Moore: “Here lies Lester Moore, four slugs from a .44, no Les no more.”

• Rodney Dangerfield: “There goes the neighborhood.”

• “I came here without being consulted, and I leave here without my consent.”

• “I was hoping for a pyramid.”

• “Uncle Walter loved to spend. He had no money in the end. But with many a whiskey and many a wife, he really did enjoy his life.”

• Spike Milligan: “I told you I was sick.”

• Ezekiel Aikle: “Here lies Ezekiel Aikle, Age 102. The Good Die Young.”

• “Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and no place to go.”

• Frank Sinatra: “The best is yet to come!”

• Alfred Hitchcock: “I'm in on a plot.”

• “We finally found a place to park in Georgetown.”

• Billy Wilder: “I'm a writer, but then nobody's perfect.”

• Merv Griffin: “I will not be right back after this message.”

• Johnny Yeast: “Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon me for not rising.”

• “She always said her feet were killing her, but no one believed her.”

• “This ain't bad once you get used to it.”

• “One way. Do not enter.”

• “I knew this would happen.”

• “He never killed a man that didn't need killing.”

• “Died from not forwarding that text message to 10 people.”

• “Here lies the body of Emily White. She signaled left, and then turned right.”