Points to Ponder

* Even a broken watch is correct two times each day.

* Our parents seem to get smarter as we age.

• Socialism works fairly well until you run out of other people's money.

• By remaining silent, some people may think you are a fool. Speak up, and you might remove any doubts.

• Most people are about as happy as they choose to be.

• No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

• Some folks need to be the center of attention. They want to be the bride at the wedding, the baby at the christening and the “dearly departed” at the funeral.

• Maybe there's no fool like an old fool, but I've seen some young ones who could give their elders a run for their money.

• The five most important words in any marriage are “I'm sorry” and “I love you.”

• If racism isn't wrong then nothing is wrong.

• If creatures from outer space were exploring our planet, they would no doubt report back home that no intelligent life forms were found here (especially if they watched our news channels).

• An acquaintance once accused me of being two-faced. If I had another face, do you really think I'd be wearing this one?

• Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read.

• Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we may diet.

• My wife insists that I live by two rules. 1. The wife is always right. 2. Whenever she is wrong, refer to rule one.

• In the end, my wife usually lets me have her way.

• If each year of life brings additional wisdom, then I should be a genius by now.

• It is said that politics is the second-oldest profession but oftentimes it seems much like the first.

• Scientists have discovered a way to know when politicians are lying. It's whenever they move their lips.