To all the Cows I've Milked Before

To all the Cows I’ve Milked Before* Sung to the tune, “To all the Girls I've Loved Before.”

To all the cows I’ve milked before

Who traveled in and out of my barn door

I’m glad they came along, I dedicate this barnyard song

To all the cows I’ve milked before.

To all the cows whose udders I’ve caressed

And may I say I’ve milked the very best

For giving us milk to grow, I owe a lot I know

To all the cows I’ve milked before.

Those cows had gas-they were always blowing

Al Gore said they shouldn’t stay

But they can be simply fed by mowing

And baling up some hay.

To all the cows that I would greet

Most have now been ground up into meat

I’m glad they came along, I dedicate this barnyard song

To all the cows I’ve milked before.

To all my cows-they were special girls

They’re roasting now on someone’s grills

They still live within my heart, though they weren’t so very smart

To all the cows I’ve milked before.

Those cows had gas-they were always blowing

Al Gore said they shouldn’t stay

But they can be simply fed by mowing

And baling up some hay.

To all the cows I’ve milked before

Who traveled in and out of my barn door

I’m glad they came along, I dedicate this barnyard song

To all the cows I’ve milked before.

To all the cows I’ve milked before

Who traveled in and out of my barn door

I’m glad they came along, I dedicate this barnyard song

To all the cows I’ve milked before.