Sunday, March 30, 2025

Was this Product a "Bust?"



**This is a newspaper advertisement from January 9, 1914:


I was thin and scrawny,” writes Miss Mabel Moore. “Now, thanks to Dr. Kelly's Formula, I look like a different woman, and my bust measures five inches more than it did. The Developer certainly has done wonders for me.”


Dr. Kelly's Formula worked miracles in my cases,” states Mrs. W. T. Stamps. “My bust measure(ment) increased six inches. It will surely do all you claim and more, too.”


My bust is filling out since using Dr. Kelly's Formula; it is now three inches larger than it was,” declared Rose Traver, and Miss Josie Foncault adds: “Dr. Kelly's Formula is the best remedy for developing the bust. It has developed my bust four inches and I am feeling better and my complexion is better.” Then Mrs. A. Whiting writes: “My bust has changed greatly since using Dr. Kelly's Formula, increasing in both size and firmness.”


When scores of women living in all parts of this continent voluntarily testify to an increase in bust development, ranging all the way from an inch or two to six inches or more, given them by Dr. Kelly's treatment, you must admit, Mrs. or Miss Thin and Scrawny, that there must be some real merit in this Dr. Kelly method of bust developing.


Dr. Kelly's method has increased the bust measurement of thousands of women, given firm, full, beautiful bosoms, made the arms round and shapely, and the neck and shoulders plump and symmetrical. You don't have to believe in this treatment in order to develop; doubt its power all you want, but just take it and watch the hollows vanish and your figure round out to pleasing proportions. Measure yourself when you begin and again when you finish, and let the tape tell the story.


This treatment is only for women who are under-developed above the waist, building up and filling out the shrunken, flabby bosom and rounding out the arms and shoulders. It should NOT be used to increase the hips as it is only intended to stimulate and build up the bust.


To enable any thin, underdeveloped woman whose bust is three or more inches less than it should be. To make a test of Dr. Kelly's Formula, we will mail a 50-cent package absolutely free. Either the treatment will increase your measurements or it won't, and the only way is to try it. Send for this Free Test package today, enclosing 10 cents to help pay postage, packing, etc., and a full size 50-cent package will be sent by return mail free of charge.


**I hope the customers used plastic gloves when applying this product. Otherwise, they may have developed hands the size of a catcher's mitt! 

4 comments:

  1. I wonder if this product would make my tomatoes in the garden bigger?

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  2. I think you would have to be a "boob" to buy something like this! LOL !

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  3. I'll just be content with what God gave me!

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  4. I heard that Pinocchio accidentally got it on his nose!

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