Quotes about Relationships

 

• “Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.” Henny Youngman.

• “The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” Audrey Hepburn.

• “Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.” Erma Bombeck.

• “A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.” Unknown.

• “A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.” Milton Berle.

• “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” Mignon McLaughlin.

• “My husband and I have never considered divorce...murder sometimes, but never divorce.” Joyce Brothers.

• “We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.” Henny Youngman.

• “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” Phyllis Diller.

• “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.” Benjamin Franklin.

• “Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.” Groucho Marx.

• “Never marry the one you can live with; marry the one you cannot live without.”' Unknown.

• “Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.” H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

• “I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy the rest of your life.” Rita Rudner.

• “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” Groucho Marx.

• “A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.” Ruth Graham.

• “All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.” Red Skelton.

• “Don't ever stop dating your wife and don't ever stop flirting with your husband.” Unknown.

• “My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day, she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.” Rodney Dangerfield.

• “People are always asking couples where marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.” Erma Bombeck.

  * “To get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with.” Mark Twain.

• “We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations-we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.” Rodney Dangerfield.

• “Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.” Mae West.